Yes, your story about how games not targeted at your demographic not entertaining you is quite delightful. If somewhat obvious.
It reminds me of the time I bought myself a collection of "my Little
Pony" figurines, as I had seen many young girls faces filled with
delight upon recieving, and playing with the very same toys. Assuming
that it would do the same to me, and having been in need of a bit of
fun I decided the way to maximise my enjoyment would be to buy every
single one of them.
I swiftly travelled down to the store in my home built hovercraft and
purchased as many as they had available, although the shop clerk
informed me that this was indeed not the full collection, after a few
more hours of swiftly hovering from store to store purchasing what
little ponies I did not yet own I had finally collected as many as was
immediately available.
I quickly rushed home in anticipation of being filled with unparalleled
joy upon opening all the boxes at the same time, revealing and freeing
each one of those little ponies.
Not wanting any others to be able to glimmer such awesome levels of
happiness and become jealous, resulting in them killing me in a
murderous fit of envy I closed all the doors. Upon opening the boxes, I
felt absolutely nothing. This, as you can imagine came as quite a shock
to me, I had expected to be filled with joy just like those little
girls I saw in the park.
I decided to throw them all outside, and started hurling them out the
window, many young girls from the street came rushing to my yard and
collecting them as they flew out the window, unknown to me. Upon
reaching the many full sized, and surprisingly heavy playsets I moved
upstairs to hurl them out of the window. Many of the young girls all
scrambling to get the ponies already laying around on my lawn did not
look up, and as a result were severely injured by the large playsets
which fell down upon them.
As a result I felt even worse, as the annoyance I earlier experienced
from not getting the joy I expected from a product not targetted
towards me, was replaced with grief from unknowingly concussing 5 young
girls, and brain damaging one.
As you can see I feel our stories are eerily similar and felt it best
that I share with you in order you had the confidence to further expand
upon your own experience in order to begin the healing process.
Do you like to lick batteries?
http://kotaku.com/5318960/the-best+selling-wii-games-of-2009-didnt-come-out-in-2009
por FILIP_FB Qua Dez 05, 2012 11:20 am
