O Orgasmo em Sexo e a cidade

domingo, Setembro 02, 2007

orgasm... (alexa) I just watched the episode in sex and the city when samantha loses her orgasm and charlotte tells her that there was a woman once that was such a huge whore that she used all of her orgasms up and after 40 could never get an orgasm back. I don't understand what's the big deal about orgasms. I personally think that has got to be the most idiotic tv show ever made. Orgasm! whatever, i have an orgasm every time I take a shit. I have, ever since I was a little girl at five years old and playing in the bars at the kiddie park. After that I always have an orgasm when I take a shit and the doctor said it was because I was born with half a prostate that is what give men their internal orgasm when they get fucked. I was born borderline hermaphrodite so I can get an internal male orgasm and when I am drunk I always want to get fucked through the back door. I have entered a chat room lately that is all hermaphrodite and I have understood things about me that I never thought I could share. My phyche is 100% hermaphrodite even though my body is only 35%. I got a DNA test that showed I had 63% female in me. They run that test when my gynecologist found a bacteria that was part protozoan that are single-celled eukariothic organisms that like many others happens to be hermaphrodite. This was a huge mystery and that was the guy that had told me that I had the biggest vagina he'd ever seen, so I was like his dream patient and he lived for figuring out what a freak I am! What happened was I started lactating like crazy and a nasty green fluid was leacking from my sex, and it was because of that bactera/protozoan that apparently only attacks hermaphrodites like me and fish that live in the deepest seas. I got it while I was taking a cruise and I've always taken cruises with my family and have been forced to take them because I hate them and have always had nightmares about them because people hang out in their bathing suits and I was so traumatized with showing my skin because my father was half purple black and I grew up in an extremely racist society but at the same time my father employed the fathers of all the white girls so I felt guilty because of that too because my parents where horrible exploitive bosses that expected their employees to work over time for free and kept pregnant women in the job until minutes before they gave birth. They had a couple of little indians living in the dirt floor of our cellar when we had that great big neo-classic mansion in Cartago, and their job was to clean the dog shit off the property because we had thrirty seven dogs: two great danes that had thirteen puppies, four peckingnese that were always my favorites except for the basset hound that I had at my mom's singles apartment she had after the madame of the whore house moved in with my father after my sister's kidnapping happened. The basset hound has been the only one that has transcended the master/dog relationship, because really during the few months we shared that dog changed my life. And the bichon frise story I've told already...The thirty seven dogs included twelve rat terriers and one saint bernard and a colombian breed of terrier that is similar to the rat terrier but specializes in eating duck eggs that kept having puppies. We drowned most of the puppies because they came so fast in buckets of water and I have never forgiven my father or that fucking indian that followed his instruction, but I think that induced my borderline autism and ninphomania tendencies I have suffered from. I still think most people have orgasms while taking shits and won't accept it and I also get orgasms when I hold on to shits for a long time until I have an orgasm and then some pain before I take the shit. I think that's why I haven't fond a man yet, beause men can not handdle a woman that talks about shit and sex. I need a woman that understands where I'm coming from or a transexual or a female transexual friend that has lot of plastic surgery and looks like a transexual. I met one the other day with the most beautiful name, Felicia. She said she was part african american and part puerto rican, in other words a blatina, but she said she had had four nose surgeries and a boob job (her boobs are round like oranges, not natural looking implants like mine). We partied and I wanted her because she looked like a man that was changing to woman like Tyra Banks. But she had an Abercrombie type boyfriend that was for sure a fag and I didn't want to ride the trycicle with that queen so she wouldn't give me her number. My problem with women started when my mother switched me to that hellish all girl opus dei ran school because she thought I was hypersexual, and she made me lie about her being catholic because she is really an atheist and she had to donate 200 million pesos to the opus dei for me to be accepted into that school but she thought they were going to control my sexual desire ans she took me to the hospital and had me on a dialisis program that flushed the hormones off my body and maybe that's why my premature menopause has kicked in so soon.

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