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| Assunto: Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl) Qua Jun 24, 2009 3:34 pm | |
| Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl)A melhor entrada de sempre numa plataforma wiki sobre Portugal: Ancient Way of LifeAncient portugeese weren't too different from modern ones: men used mustache as soon as they were considered adult. The mustachedresser was called bigodeiro. They used codfish as a weapon. Os Lusíadas, an epic poem by Camões, sings about the Big Codfish War (yes, the poem was actually alive; ergo, it sang;), where Vasco da Gama discovers his ancestors in Neverland and fights against them for possession of the Codfish Mines in Norway. Camões describes fifteen kinds of weapons based on codfish. The most popular kind was undoubtedly the swordfish. Portuguese were also very prosperous people. Portuguese cities were the biggest in the world. Indiana Jones found the ruins of Fatima and concluded that it was bigger than Portugal itself. Kings and suchSorry, there have been no kings of Portugal. Portugal has been ruled by Socrates I for time immemorial since anyone can remember.Trying to usurp the powerMozart and Beethoven tried to rule Portugal during this period, but they never made it - King Eusebio just wouldn't let them. Wagner came with his gracious Valkyries trying to be king, but the best he could do was to build Portugal's first quality brothel. I got my first job there. Several statues from the latin-greek antiquity tried his luck, but they didn't know that Portuguese people were Latin- and lactose- and bronze- and statue-intolerant (the only intact statue in Portugal is King Eusebio's; all the others have at least a corrosive pigeon shitbomb).Portugeese expansionThe portugeese people wanted for more women and codfish. They constructed strong and fast ships and traveled all over the world! In one of their travels, they met Galileo, who taught them how to be killed by the Pope. Then they met Napoleon who taught how to be an Italian in France. As if it was not enough, they met Dante Alighieri, who taught them how to frighten by a Divine Comedy. These were quiet profitable learnings, and so the portugeese established secret colonies, which they disguised as codfish traders. There are also rumors that portugeese people were in Mozambique. Kofi Annan tried to steal info from the portugeese, but so far Mozambique is, still, a land to be found. But in all truth it wasn't until some Portugeese king or other married some bird from Lancaster (England) and had a lad called infant Henry did they really discover anything. Oh, and don't forget that Columbus was in fact the bastard half brother of the at the time king of Portugal. He wasn't born in Italy as many would make you believe, but in a little village called Cuba in the southern province of Alentejo. | |
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| Assunto: Re: Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl) Qua Jun 24, 2009 3:38 pm | |
| fonix. LINDO! onde arranjaste isto?!!?!!?!? | |
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| Assunto: Re: Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl) Qua Jun 24, 2009 3:45 pm | |
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DeadLurtz
| Assunto: Re: Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl) Qua Jul 08, 2009 12:28 pm | |
| A parte do True facts about Portugal é que é de partir a rir! | |
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| Assunto: Re: Portugal (Pronounced Poor-Jew-Girl) Qua Jul 08, 2009 12:53 pm | |
| Viva o bigode e o bacalhau! | |
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